May 14, 2010 7:19 AM

Why does South Carolina hate America??

South Carolina is filled with traitors — traitors who literally started a war with the United States, because we would not let them keep the vast majority of their population as chattel slaves. And the people of this bog-state are apparently flaunting these terroristic inclinations even today…. “the state’s flag, logo, license plates, commemorative thimbles, etc. all have crescent moons on them. Even the tree they have under that Christian-hating moon looks Islamic.” Is it time to send predator drones and then nuclear missiles to this place, to save America, because We Are At War With Dangerous Extremists?

stupid_people.jpgInteresting, isn’t it, how those on the Far Right who are so inclined can find “evidence” of hatred of America in symbols of various government agencies…but conveniently ignore the most obvious culprits? Of course, South Carolina is a reliably Red state- overwhelmingly Jesus-y and reflexively Republican, so there’s no way there would be any America-hatin’ goin’ on there, eh? Well, they did lose the Civil War War Between The States rather convincingly, and for some Bubbas, that war isn’t over. Yes, America…that trailer with the refrigerator and couch on the porch may be a cleverly concealed al-Qaeda safe house. You just never can tell how much some otherwise harmless-appearing ‘Merkins might hate AmeriKKKa….

How is it in this day and age that red-blooded true American Patriots, edumicated and steeped in readiness and on guard against evil, swarthy Islamofascists, could miss such an obvious threat along our Atlantic seaboard? Perhaps Mark Sanford really wasn’t “hiking the Appalachian Trail” last weekend? Perhaps he was really plotting our country’s demise with his Argentinian lover/accomplice? I mean, what do we really KNOW about his paramour anyway? How can we be certain that she’s not an al-Qaeda plant, part of a sleeper cell just waiting for an opportunity to kill Infidels?? One can never be too careful with foreigners these days, knowhutimean??

WHY does South Carolina hate America??

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