Chili will be the new macho flavour among the ice creams. Guys (and gals) who think ice cream’s for sissies can now prove their toughness with the new chili flavour. We can just image pub talk now: “Dude, I just ate eight scoops of chili ice cream. Gotta wash it down with some brewsky.” Now, if that’s not a good excuse.
So we’re sitting on the couch in my apartment last night, watching the Suns-Lakers game, when she looks at me and says “Garlic Bacon Ice Cream…Google it”. As revolting as that sounded to me, I was intrigued. Hey, it’s the Internet…OF COURSE there will be a few hundred thousand links to pages discussing the intricacies and sheer delectable beauty of garlic bacon ice cream. As it turns out, garlic bacon isn’t the only flavor-I-wouldn’t-eat-on-a-bet ice cream out there.
Silly me; I’d always thought ice cream was supposed to be a sweet treat: strawberry, maple nut, mint chocolate chip, etc. Who knew that you could also find flavors like garlic zeppola with parmesan, sauerkraut, avocado, wasabi, even Viagra (probably a Ben & Jerry’s thing). And, if there’s a Viagra-flavored ice cream, you have to know that a Cialis flavor can’t be far behind…though I’m guessing you’re not going to want to overdo it on that one, eh?
Gawd, don’tcha just LOVE da Interweb??
