Owe a Couple Hundred Bucks and Go to Jail, Destroy the Gulf and Go Yachting. The lesson we should all learn from Tony Hayward? How about “Go big or go to jail”?
Jan Brewer Falsely Claims Undocumented Immigrants Come To The U.S. To Bring Drugs, Extort, And Terrorize. Even worse, they come to schtupp your daughters and turn them into crack whores
Revealed: Lohan’s Porn-Star Script Has Rough Sex, Sad Sex, And Sex With A Dog. So you want to be a movie star? Well, if you’re Lindsay Lohan, this is what you’ve sunk to. Nice work if you can get it, eh?
After Pledging He Would Repeal ObamaCare, Rubio Now Says He Will Retain Popular Parts Of The Law. ‘Cuz when you get right down to it, it’s really all about getting elected. You can piss off voters after you’ve taken the oath of office.
Sarah Palin’s Legal Defense Fund Was Illegal, State Panel Finds. So, can we count on seeing Caribou Barbie doing a perp walk anytime soon??
After Saying ‘I Would Fight All Of The Stimulus Money,’ Rick Scott Profits Off The Stimulus. When you have no soul, conscience, or anything resembling simple human decency, you get Rick Scott, who would sell his wife and children into white slavery if he thought he’d make a profit on the deal.
Dmitry Medvedev, In 140 Characters Or Less. Good Lord, who ISN’T on Twitter these days?
Bucs Coach On What Happens In Training Camp: “You Take Off Your Underwear”. Yep, no homoerotic imagery in that locker room….
How Do You Know If You’ve Had Gay Sex With a Republican Dude?. When you’re done, you take him home and check out the decor in his living room.
The World Cup Moment You Were Waiting For: A German Fan Giving The Nazi Salute. Yeah, you just had to know that this was going to happen eventually, right?
