Gary Coleman Death Photos: He’s Dead In Pictures For Sale. This just in from the WWJD Hollywood bureau: Gary Coleman is still dead!
Cantor Claims Turkey ‘Seems’ To Be ‘Aiming To Destroy Israel’. Why is it that Conservatives impute a desire to destroy Israel from any statement that’s even remotely negative in its sentiment toward the Jewish state?
Naomi Campbell won’t climb stairs. When you’re above existing in the realm of mere mortals…. Kinda makes you wonder if she dresses herself or chews her own food, doesn’t it?
Rally In Support Of SB-1070 Dwarfed By The Tens Of Thousands Of People Who Protested Against It. I know…WHAT Liberal Media??
Cops: Nude Man Yells He’s ‘Jesus’, Causes Accident. The man’s obviously a poseur. EVERYONE knows that Jesus hangs out in West Palm Beach this time of year.
Stephen Colbert Gets Bing To Donate $100,000 For Gulf Coast Cleanup. Relatively speaking, it’s not much…but it is a start.
Child seen drinking beer at Phillies game. At $9 a bottle, let’s hope the four-year-old at least bought it himself.
Vitter: Obama’s Temporary Moratorium On Deepwater Drilling Causes More ‘Devastation’ Than BP’s Oil Spill. Because there’s no way BP would ever allow anything like this to happen again…right??
Exxon Valdez Lawyer: Louisianans Are ‘Just F—ked’. And neither BP nor the government are doing much to make them whole. Nice….
Trumka: Lawmakers Worried More About The Deficit Than Jobs ‘Have Been Reading Too Much Fiction’. The deficit really isn’t going to matter very much if no one’s working.
