NY Woman Charged With Adultery: She was allegedly having sex on a picnic table in broad daylight. Gee, d’ya think that getting busted for having sex on a picnic table with a man 20 years her junior might have had something to do with the adultery charge??
California Overhauls Election System, Primaries Completely Eliminated. In order to save money, all government officials will be appointed by a committee of rodeo clowns and professional surfers. Say hello to The Land of 10,000 Liebermans.
Despite finding 200 violations in Gulf drilling operations over the past five years, MMS collected only 16 fines. We’re from the government, and…oh, never mind…got any hookers and blow??
55 Bodies Found in Mexican Mine Shaft: Some were bound, blindfolded. Now that you mention it, Dave sure was taking his time coming back from Taco Bell, wasn’t he?
Gore Daughter SPLITS From Husband. Perhaps it’s something in the water?
After Spouting Anti-Government Rhetoric, Rubio Solicits ‘Assistance Of The Federal Government’ On Oil Spill. It’s all fun and games when government is an abstract concept. When a crisis arises, though, then by GOD the government better be there YESTERDAY. What a (&^%$#@ hypocrite….
The Truth About Red and Processed Meats. You mean that the increased risk of heart disease and diabetes isn’t bad enough?
Gulf Coast birds may be cooked alive by the oil spill. Well, one man’s crisis is another’s dinner, eh? Bon appetit, y’all!! Laissez les bon temps rouler!!
Israel Lifts Ban on Some Foods for Gaza: Israel lifts ban on snack foods, spices for Gaza in effort to defuse outcry over flotilla raid. Israel apparently was able to verify that Hamas still lacks the techonology to weaponize Doritos or Haagen-Dazs.
18-year-old Ambah Young has cosmetic surgery to feel young again. Uh, yeah…I got nothin’, absolutely nothin’….
