In-N-Out Burger Heads To Texas. But of course…as if Texans on average aren’t already fat enough and their arteries not nearly clogged enough, this ought to do the trick.
Bachmann: Obama ‘Chose To Stand’ With Ahmadinejad And Hamas By Offering Humanitarian Aid To Gazans. While Bachmann, being the Compassionate Conservative that she is, would have let them starve.
Thomas’ English Muffins Sues Over ‘Nooks & Crannies’. You can have my nooks and crannies when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers….
Steve King: ‘Radical quasi-militant Latinos’ are ‘willfully misinforming the American people.’. Uh, no, Steve…that would be Fox News Channel.
Cops Catch Up To Library Condiment Vandal. Apparently, adding ketchup and relish to a copy of War and Peace was the last straw.
E-mail from BP engineer called Deepwater Horizon rig a ‘nightmare well’ six days before explosion. Yeah, but we all know that engineers are whiny pussies….
RIP ‘Other White Meat’: Pork Industry Shedding Famous Slogan. I always thought that I was The Other White Meat.
Despite Hitting Critics Who Didn’t Read SB-1070, Palin Condemns Newsweek Story Without Even Seeing It. Because reading and understanding things is a hallmark of Liberal elitists.
‘Consumer Reports’ Gives Top Rating To 7-11 Chardonnay. And WalMart had the best Beaujolais. Waiter…bring me a bottle of Chardonnay and two hot dogs….
After Balancing His Budget With The Stimulus, Perry Again Says He’ll Reject Federal Funding. Because I’m Rick Perry…and I do what the motherf——-g voices tell me to.
