Now Presenting: The Betty White Sex Photo Scandal. Oh, be still, my foolish heart. I can only hope there will be a sex tape forthcoming.
Obama No Longer Good At Talking, Should Probably Resign. The pundits are bored. Time for the President to resign. I wonder what Sarah Palin is doing these days??
Don’t Worry, American McDonald’s Ain’t Gonna Go Queer. ‘Cuz this ain’t France, after all….
Beware The Fraudulent Doritos Coupon. Yes, kids…you might actualy have to pay for your Doritos.
Why You Should Root For North Korea’s World Cup Soccer Team. Because they have the best fake Chinese supporters money can buy…and their coach has an invisible telephone. Groovy….
Scientists Studying Ozzy Osbourne’s Genes for Secrets to Eternal Life. If you think about it, he should have been dead YEARS ago, so studying him (and why not Keith Richards as well?) might just prove worthwhile.
Miley Cyrus: ‘I’m Not Trying To Be Slutty’. Really? Wow, she sure had me fooled. Mom and Dad must be SO proud….
Inhofe Calls Climate Threat A Hoax As Floods Ravage Oklahoma. Or perhaps the floods are just God’s revenge against ignorant, knee-jerk Conservatism? She must be PISSED.
ABC Doubling The Commercials On iPad App, Online Streams. What? And you were expecting more content with your commercial stream? Silly wabbit; that’s not the way of the world.
After meeting with Sharron Angle, Sen. Johnny Isakson refers to Nevada voters as ‘the unwashed back home.’. That’s right; for Republicans they’re not “constituents”. They’re “propaganda targets”.
