French Parliament Demanding Answers About World Cup Loss. Terrorism and the state of the French economy are real, legitimate issues…and Parliament is worried about the crybabies on the French national soccer team? Quelle surprise….
Kagan Hates Jesus As Well As Mormon Vampires. It’s a simple question. Why won’t Elena Kagan tell us whether she’s on Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why does she hate America so??
Klobuchar Hits Coburn For Saying America Was More Free When There Were No Women On The Supreme Court. Things were SO much easier when women knew their place. Barefoot and pregnant, eh??
Burger King Employee Busted For Drugging Sandwiches. Well, that would certainly explain why the King always has a smile on his face.
Unemployment Extension Fails: Senate Rejects Jobless Benefits 58-38. Republicans win 38-58! So who says the majority, or even anything close to a majority, rules?
Men Behind AIG Collapse Prove Why They’re The Biggest A-Holes On The Planet. Great, let’s put another weapon and even more ammunition in the hands of the murderer!!
Angle Calls Unemployed Americans ‘Spoiled,’ Claims There Are Plenty Of Jobs Out There. And unemployed Americans call Angle cruel, heartless, self-centered, and completely devoid of anything resembling compassion, humanity, or simple human decency.
Airline Passengers Showered With In-Flight Maggots. OK, I’ll admit it; I got nothin’….
Sen. Bennett: ‘I find plenty of slogans on the Republican side, but not very many ideas.’. Propaganda is easy. Governing is hard. Republicans are lazy.
Something New To Worry About: Getting Impaled By Rogue Beach Umbrella. Just in case you’re suffering from a lack of things to lose sleep over….
