Catholic Priest Sex Scandal Mysteriously Does Not Involve Child Molestation. OH NOES!! IT’S TEH GAYZ!! AND THEY’RE AFTER OUR POOR, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILLUNS!!
Bush Legacy Defender: ‘A Lot Has Changed’ Since Bush Was Viewed As The Worst President In History. Right; we’ve discovered that the legacy of The Worst President EVER © is far worse than we’d feared it might be. Why is this man not wearing a cigarette and a blindfold as he awaits his fate in front of a firing squad?
Olbermann Begs Oprah: Please ‘Crush’ Racist ‘Schmuck’ Limbaugh. If you needed yet another reminder that Rush Limbaugh is a racist pig…well, here’s your sign.
Subway Bastard Makes Sandwiches Bad On Purpose. Uh…that’s not turkey….
Rep. Tiahrt On The Oil Spill: ‘Accidents Will Happen’. S—t happens…and who are we to pass judgment?
Customer Sues McDonald’s & Walmart Over A Bone In Her Burger. Uh, hello!! You ate at a McDonald’s; what in the Hell were you expecting? Kobe beef?? Get a grip….
Rove Admits His ‘Shadow RNC’ Attack Group Functions Largely Because Of The Citizens United Decision. If you’d been thinking that the Supreme Court’s mission was to protect the American Sheeple…well, here’s your sign. The highest court in the land has long ago been bought, paid for, and slave to Big Business. Corporatism is the law of the land. This is what you get when you vote for Republicans.
Study: American Express Has Most Obtuse Penalty APR Polices. Membership has it’s privileges. Or not.
George Allen lauds Fox News: It can ‘get our ideas out.’ It’s not just news you can use; it’s PROPAGANDA you can use.
Woot To AP: You Owe Us $17.50 For Copying Our Content. Well, at least someone in this equation has something resembling a sense of humor…and certainly isn’t the AP.
