July 15, 2010 6:33 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Pakistan’s Peculiar (and Prolific) Pornography Tastes. Whodathunkit? The world leader in online sex searches is one of the most repressive Muslim regimes in the world. Hmm…so there’s really no denying human nature, then??

Glenn Beck Says Race Relations Were “Right On Track” Before Civil War. Yep, them darkies knew their place, kept to it, and White masters enjoyed all the benefits that rightly accrued to them. Ah, the good ol’ days when Blacks were considered only 3/5 of a person….

Why Won’t the Lamestream Media Report On All Illegal Mexicans Being Members of Hezbollah?. Why does the media hate America? Why won’t they tell us the truth…like Fox Noise Channel will??

Idaho Republicans Hate Word ‘Fiesta’ For Reason You May Suspect. Well, maybe if all Mexicans weren’t members of Hezbollah…. The attack on Boise’s Taco Bells begins in 4…3…2….

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust. Hmm…maybe because sex is fun and it feels good??

Biggest Defaulters on Mortgages Are the Rich. When you’re rich, a “strategic default” is a considered business decision. When you’re not rich, it’s evidence of a significant moral failure.

HOAs Foreclose On Homes Over $500 In Late Dues Then Flip For Personal Profit. Ah, Texas…where homeowners are King of their castle, and…wait, what?? OK…Texas, where you only THINK you actually own your home….

NRA Just Going To Stick Gun Stuff Into Every Bill From Now On. Hey, when everyone in Washington is afraid of you…well, you can pretty much act like you own the place, eh?

In the midst of efforts to repeal DADT, military retention and recruitment are thriving. If soldiers were so concerned about whether or not they’re going to be serving with Gays and Lesbians, would they really be signing up in such large numbers? Can we FINALLY do the right thing and get rid of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell? NOW??

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