Ben Nelson Is 100% Democrat, Except When It Comes To Voting For Things. It’s SO much easier to be a Republican when you have a “D” behind your name.
Senator Warns ‘Unholy Alliance’ Of Dems, Republicans Could Take Down Afghan War. Right; why would we want to ruin a perfectly good war? Just when it was starting to be fun….
Apple: Puerto Ricans Aren’t Americans And Can’t Have Free iPhone 4 Cases. If they were REAL Americans, they’d be living in Miami…or better yet, in Arizona.
Abercrombie Does Not Employ Uglies, Of Course. Well, looks like I won’t be applying at Abercrombie & Fitch….
Conservative Web Ad Scaring Wingnuts Into ‘Hiding Their Guns’. Because our illegitimate Kenyan Muslim President is coming for our guns, don’tchaknow??
Colbert Explains Bush Tax Cuts, Trickle Down Theory With Beer. Oddly enough, this explanation make more sense as you consume more beer.
The Basil Marceaux Has Become SELF-AWARE, Is No Longer That Fun. Yeah, he was fun when he was an innocent and unaffected blithering idiot. Now, he’s just a blithering idiot…and his 15 minutes are up.
Science: You’ll Never Get Laid If You Keep Talking. So, just shut up, already….
Tips For Saving Money On Textbooks. Uh…get a job at Walmart and don’t go to school??
Naked Lady Gaga Talks Drugs & Celibacy. OK, so you had us at the “naked Lady Gaga” part…but the taking her creativity from her through her vagina? Yeah, that was kinda weird, wasn’t it?
