Local Man Suspected Of Performing Sex Acts With Neighbor’s Horses. Well, the horses don’t expect flowers, and they never get upset when you don’t call.
In Mideast Talks, Scant Hopes From the Beginning. Thanks for tuning into the 2010 Recalcitrance Bowl, featuring the Immovable Objects vs. the Irresistible Forces.
Is My Husband GAY? Well, if you repeatedly walk into the kitchen in the morning, and his boyfriend is standing at the sink in his underwear, the answer might just be “YES!!”
When Is a Muslim Not a Muslim? Uh, when Franklin Graham says he’s not??
25 Websites Hooters Won’t Let You Ogle. The irony…it’s tangible, no?
It’s Official: Rush Limbaugh No Longer Lives In New York. And a grateful city rejoices at the news of Pigboy’s departure.
Like Fencing, But With Sex Toys. Once I heard “seven-pound dildo”, I was outta there….
Flooding in Pakistan has Claimed Unknown Number of Lives. But no one cares…because it’s Pakistan and they hate us, right?
Party “poopers” leave their mark in swanky hotel pool. And they said a high-fiber diet would be a good thing….
‘Hi, I’m Sidney And I’m Going To Get Tim Tebow Laid’. Sounds like someone has WAY too much time on their hands, eh?
