Say hello to Moses. Moses is having a very bad day. As if being a camel wasn’t bad enough, Moses is stuck in a sinkhole. In rural Oregon. At a biblical petting zoo. If Moses actually had a brain, you could probably forgive him for wanting to end it all. After all, instead of crossing long stretches of the Arabian desert as the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended him to be doing, he’s wandering around in the woods, probably wondering what he did to anger the camel gods…and hoping it’s not camel hunting season here in Oregon.
September 16, 2010 5:42 AM
