John McCain: Republicans Need A New Contract With America. Yeah, because the last one in 1994 was such a FABULOUS success, eh??
GOP Establishment Derides Delaware Tea Party Candidate As ‘Reckless,’ ‘Hypocritical,’ And ‘Dishonest’. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young??
Michaele Salahi to Go Full-Frontal in Playboy. 14:54…14:53…14:52….
Double Check the Phone Number Before You Text Someone for Weed. Odds are that the sheriff’s department isn’t going to be much help.
Have Yourself A Refreshing “Bacon On The Rocks” Over At BaconScotch.com. Because bacon really DOES make everything better.
The 106-year-old virgin. I think I would have shot myself when I was 25.
Alabama Butterbean Festival in Pinson sets Guinness world record. You might want to open the windows and set up a few fans….
Sales of “Medal of Honor” video game blocked on U.S. military bases. Because war is NOT a game.
Marcia Powell’s Death Unavenged: County Attorney Passes on Prosecuting Prison Staff. Because baking a human being in the Arizona sun should be a crime…wait, what??
No charges for women who tried to take dead relative on plane. There’s apparently no truth to the rumor that the in-flight movie was “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
GOP Congressional Candidate Says He Wants To ‘Choke Off’ Funding To Health Care Legislation. If you can’t afford health care, you don’t deserve health care.
Arizona Governor Admits She Was Wrong About Beheadings. There’s apparently no truth to the rumor that Gov. Brewer will be cast in the latest “Dumb and Dumber” sequel.