Federal Lawsuit Filed After Man Finds Used Tampon In Cereal. Silly wabbit…the label clearly said “Post Tampon Crunch”….
Repealing DADT — It’s Your Turn President Obama. There’s no wrong way- or time- to do the right thing.
I was wrong about veganism. Let them eat meat - but farm it properly. Remember, bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
Trapped Chilean Miners Finally Get Some Cigarettes. It’s good to know that, 2000 feet underground, they can still give themselves cancer.
Disabled parking 1 mile from U of U football stadium. Hey, if you wanted to park near the stadium, you shouldn’t have become disabled. Capice?
Suspicions frustrate U.S. Muslims. Because hatred and divisiveness makes for better television than decency and peacefulness.
CNN Innocently Wonders If Gay TV Characters are ‘Bad for Society’. No more so than a Right-wing cable news network trying to present itself as the voice of moderation.
Austan Goolsbee: Unemployment Is ‘Going To Stay High’. Thanks, George W. Bush, for your inspired and prescient leadership. Nice legacy, eh??
Van Hollen’s Stipulation On Tax Cuts For Wealthy: Permanent Breaks For Middle Class. This seems fair; if you’re going to advocate for tax cuts for people who need them the least, shouldn’t you also be advocating them for people who need them the most??
The Best Apple Conspiracy Theory You’ll Hear All Week. It’s like The Truman Show, only WAY more evil.
UFO Shaped Like Ford Station Wagon Ran Me Off Road, Woman Says. Damn mushrooms….
San Jose: Badminton coach arrested, accused of sexual assault on juvenile. Wrong shuttlecock, cowboy….
