Exclusive: Chicago Tea Patriots Organizer Found Guilty. The words “human scum” come to mind….
Republicans Ludicrously Assert That Their ‘Pledge’ Will Lead To Smaller Deficits And Less Federal Debt. Given that there’s not a single new idea contained in the “Pledge”, I’d like to know how they’re planning to pull off this charade.
In A ‘Shot-By-Shot’ Comparison, Jon Stewart Reveals The GOP’s Pledge Is ‘Exactly Like’ Its ‘Old Ideas’. It’s true; the GOP’s latest attempt at propaganda contains not a single new idea. Nice try….
Christine O’Donnell Says She’d Stop The Whole Country From Having Sex. So much for that “smaller government” thing, eh??
Cuba Details Free-Market Reforms. And there’s no truth to the rumor that they’re now playing hockey in Hell.
Fox Apoplectic Over Colbert Testimony: Megyn Kelly Demands Apology, Rep. Steve King Calls Him A Liar. Which only really serves to prove that hypocrisy and humor cannot coexist.
Man Files Complaint Over Bikini-Clad Police Officer. Dude, you got pulled over by two female cops wearing bikinis; how bad can it be??
GOP Pledge Architect McCarthy Can’t Name A Single Program He’d Cut From The Federal Budget. Hypocrisy: the one truly reliable Republican value.
Man Who Killed Himself On Harvard’s Campus Left 1,904-Page Note. No, there’s nothing funny about suicide…but a 1,904-page suicide note. Damn, the dude was SERIOUS.
Lisa Murkowski Constantly Making Jim DeMint Cry Like a Little Baby. Republicans hate it when they don’t get their way.
Eliot Spitzer: Still a Smarmy Dick with Selective Memory. The more things change….
Man settles lawsuit with McDonald’s over exploding chicken sandwich. Great; now McDonald’s is attacking its customers. Weaponized chicken sandwiches…I LOVE AMERICA!!
