Fiorina: ‘Every Speech Should Begin With A Shot Of Tequila’. Agreed…but if you’re a Republican, you should be providing that shot to everyone in your audience.
GOP Coroner Candidate Advertises Wife’s “To Die For” Peach Cobbler Recipe. This is what happens when Republicans convince themselves that they’re funny.
Fed Nominee Whom Sen. Shelby Deemed Too Unqualified To Confirm Wins Nobel Prize. Yeah, we should all be so incompetent and unqualified, eh?
Republicans: “We Miss Bill Clinton”. Yeah, just like y’all missed him during the ’90s when y’all tried to impeach him for something y’all are guilty of. Hypocrites.
Emmer Faces Down Talking Doll At Gubernatorial Debate In Minnesota. Finally, someone who can communicate on Emmer’s level….
Obama Streaker Will Get His $1 Million Reward. 14:59…14:58…14:57….
Carl Paladino: ‘I Am Not A Homophobic’. Really? You sure could have fooled us….
Watch a Guy and His Dog Go Head-To-Head in a Food Eating Competition. Why? Because dog food is a delicacy best enjoyed with a friend.
GOP Congressinonal Candidate Doesn’t Understand Why Whip Eric Cantor Renounced Him For Nazi Reenactments. Really? What part of “they exterminated 6 million Jews” do you not understand??
The McRib Resurrection Is Coming. Uh…dude, I don’t know what that is…but it ain’t pork.
What They’re Not Saying About Brett Favre’s Penis. I’m not at all sure why we would need to know this….but, OK….
How to Be a Famous Right-Wing Media Lady. Well, the ability to lie with a straight face and being completely devoid of anything resembling ethics or a conscience certainly helps.
