Glenn Beck: Donald Duck Is A Government Agent. But, of course!! That explains everything!! And it’s Obama’s fault!!
Carl Paladino Owned Gay Clubs in Buffalo. Meanwhile, we’re all waiting for the other shoe to drop: the news about Paladino’s favorite glory hole….
Kirk On Secret Tape: We’re Keeping Close Eye On Voting In Black Neighborhoods. And where are the Republican Senate candidate’s “voter integrity squads” headed”? How about to four predominantly African-American neighborhoods…not that race is an issue or anything.
Double Standard: Fox Fear Mongers About ‘Ground Zero Mosque’s’ Foreign Funding, But Defends The Chamber’s. Ah, but the Chamber isn’t dealing in dirty Muslim money, is it now??
Obama More Popular Than Palin In Alaska. Perhaps because he’s not a folksy, self-absorbed, money-obsessed demagogue who’s likely to actually finish his term in office? Youbetcha!!
Jesse Ventura: US should abolish all political parties. Right; then he could covertly usurp power and FINALLY determine why the evil Bush-Cheney cabal planned and carried out the 9.11 attacks.
Tom Coburn Predicts The End Of Private Health Insurance. Fear-mongering? (OH NOES!!! SOCIALISM!! OBAMACARE!!) Not at all. Why do you ask??
Right-Wing Fear Machine: Sharia Law Coming To A Town Near You. Well, the good news is that the hummus will be KILLER!
Meet Xiao Hao, the 140-Pound Three-Year-Old. Uh, yeah…he’ll have the entire left side of the menu, a super-size order of fries, two apple pies…and a Diet Coke.
GOP Congressional Candidate Walberg Suggests Using Impeachment To Get Obama’s Birth Certificate. Idiot…you could try taking five minutes and visiting the Hawaii state government’s website…or any of the thousand others that have posted Obama’s birth certificate. Hmm…this wouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with the fact that he’s (GASP!! OHMIGOD!!) African-American…would it??
One Man’s Mile-Long Sewer Journey Ends at Golf Tournament. Dude…you could have just purchased a ticket….
Sharron Angle Flip-Flops On… Everything? Rule #1: Do whatever it takes to get elected. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
