Best Video Ever Of The Day: How To Make A Satanic Sacrifice. Another handy WWJD public service…because you just never know when you’re going to need to make a proper Satanic sacrifice.
Cops: Man beat wife over missing ricotta. Spouse later found dead in driveway. I said PARMESAN….
T-shirts prompt Forks High School students’ suspensions. A Sex Pistols t-shirt? Really? Can someone please give the idjits who run Forks High School a music history lesson?
A Video Gallery Of Terrible Team Songs, Featuring Zubaz Pants, “Let’s Get Metsmorized,” And Much More. Oh, my God…and just when I’d thought I’d finally managed to scrub Zubaz pants from my memory banks….
Worst Bridesmaid Prank Ever Leaves Bride Paraplegic and Unmarried. Oops…our bad!!
Pentagon’s Budget On The Chopping Block. Really, isn’t it about damn time??
Gay Conservatives Come to Willow Palin’s Defense. When one of yours does it, it’s the worst sort of hateful bigotry imaginable. When one of ours does it, it’s just girls being girls.
TSA to Traveler: Next Time, Leave Your Insulin Pump at Home? Woman complains about TSA screening at local airport. Really? Just how much more stupid do we have to tolerate?
Mom Calls in Bomb Threat to Prevent Her Daughter from Eloping. Well, it’s probably not the way I would have done it, but OK….
Wireless Firms Count On The Future Of The Internet. Control the flow of information, and you rule the world.
Relax, People, You Will Not Get Cholera. Cholera?? Somewhere, Gabriel Garcia Marquez is smiling….
If you won’t submit to screening, you won’t fly, TSA says. Because, when you get right down to it, this has nothing to do with security. It’s about power and control…and the TSA’s self-perceived absolute right to exercise both.
