The Secret Sex Life of John Travolta. Of course, now it’s the apparently not so secret sex life of John Travolta. Then again, how exactly is this of any relevance to anyone but Travolta and his wife?
People Flock To Online Porn During NFL Bye Weeks. Fact. Well, what else am I suppose to do when the Vikings aren’t playing??
How Your Playboy Centerfold Sausage Is Made [NSFW] . And here you’d been thinking that all it took was looking great naked….
Report: Child Abuse Rate At Zero Percent In Lesbian Households. OK, so remind me again why same-sex couples shouldn’t be allowed to adopt and raise children??
NFL Sends Thousands Of Volunteers To Help Clean Up NFC West. Well, it’s pretty much your basic disaster area….
Duke President Begs Duke Students to Stop Embarrassing Themselves. Man, you’d think that if kids are smart enough to be accepted to Duke, they could figure out how not to be such freakin’ idiots.
God-Fearing Man Tormented by 2,000 Sexy Female Facebook Friends. They all have huge breasts…and they’re tempting me!!
Roger Ailes: NPR Run By ‘Nazis,’ Jon Stewart ‘Crazy’. Right…so how’s that “fair and balanced” thing working out for you? Judging by your comments, I’m thinking not so well.
One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans. The images of our naked bodies will never be public. Man, I can hardly wait for the mandatory (and guaranteed private) cavity searches to commence.
20 Years of a Guy’s Life in 20 Minutes. Answering machine as history. Why not??
Everyone Loses Their Shit Over Oprah’s Final Favorite Things. It was the lifetime supply of sex toys that put them over the edge.
George Soros Is Everywhere. Filthy rich, politically active, and Liberal…could the man POSSIBLY be any more thoroughly evil??
