Lin Mun Poo, Malaysian Hacker, Sneaks in Cleveland Fed’s Computers. Then he remembered he was in Cleveland…and that his last name is “Poo”. Things pretty much went downhill from there….
Early birds already camping out for Black Friday bargains. You just might be addicted to shopping if…you camp out at a BestBuy nine days before Black Friday.
Berlusconi’s Mars receives Venus-extension. You’re Italian. You’re the Prime Minister. OF COURSE you’re going to have a penis glued onto your statue of Mars.
Cancer survivor forced to show prosthetic breast to TSA agents during airport pat-down. The TSA claims that they’re always trying to keep “abreast” of the latest threats to the Homeland.
Brevard inmate: Jailhouse movies ‘torture’. This isn’t prison; IT’S HELL!!!
Girls, girls, girls: Cheerleaders’ bikinis blamed for putting off team at Asian Games. So the Yemenis are closet lesbians??
Sunshine Policy failed to change North Korea: report. Gee, so being nice to an incorrigible regime didn’t work out? Go figure.
Which airports have body-scanning technology? Finally CNN posts some information you can actually use.
Bristol Palin’s dancing on TV set off man in standoff, complaint says. Jeez, you’d think he could just watch HBO’s porn channel….
Girl, 3, molested by man, 74, police say. Police are still trying to determine which airport the perp works at.
Teens should teach adults about safe sex. Dad, we need to talk….
Michele Bachmann Comforts Poor Charlie Rangel. Rumor has it the video will be on Pornhub within two days.