Now You Can Own a Kate Middleton Knockoff Ring. Yes, for just $39.54 (plus shipping), you can have a daily reminder of just how pointless, mundane, and utterly hopeless your life is.
“Patriotic millionaires” call for their tax cuts to expire: More than 40 of the nation’s top taxpayers ask Obama to raise their taxes. So, being rich doesn’t ipso facto translate to being completely devoid of a moral center??
Natalia cops seize suspected drug money from motorist. So who says that buying a Ford Fiesta isn’t an investment??
Naked bravado of Ukrainian activists who are upsetting the body politic. Young Ukrainian activists are gaining popularity in the country for staging topless protests that involve rude gestures, obscene slogans and scuffles with security guards and police. Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of Mankind’s problems….
POLL: Stunning Number Of Americans Don’t Know GOP Took Back The House. Uh…because we’re a nation of brain-dead morons??
Vatican to issue guidelines on sex abuse. Rule #1 is that you do NOT talk about Vatican Sex Abuse Club.
The 19 Senators Who Voted To Censor The Internet. Freedom of speech: a good thing, as long as rich, Conservative White Men get to determine exactly what constitutes “freedom”.
Argument between exotic dancers ends in stabbing. Once she insulted the implants, it was ON….
2.5m-year-old tobacco found. Hmm…a “Lucky Strike”??
Study finds dying cancer patients often don’t use hospices. Perhaps if the federal government made a concerted effort to let the dying know that Medicare covers most of the costs of hospice care…and has since 1982…
Another TSA Outrage. Well, consider the source (Erick Erickson)…but really?? You’d really confiscate nail clippers? From American soldiers carrying weapons??
Study Says Wi-Fi Makes Trees Sick. And if it does that to trees, what might it be doing to people??
