Facebook-Banning Pastor Admits To Three-Way Sexual Relationship With Wife & Male Church Assistant. When you do it, it’s the worst sort of sick, adulterous depravity and perversion imaginable. When I do it, I’m just getting my needs met on Casual Sex Friday.
Georgia Man Arrested For Shooting Young Man Over Halloween Egging Of His Mercedes. Egg an $80k Mercedes? That’s an ass-kicking looking for a place to happen….
Roger Ailes Is No Longer Sane. This would seem to imply that he once WAS sane.
Apple Not Amused by Pranksters’ Fake iPhone Site. Sounds like someone’s taking themselves a wee bit too seriously….
Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly’s Revealing GQ Spread. Well, she may not have a brain in her head, and she couldn’t define “impartial journalism” if you held a gun to her head…but that doesn’t mean she’s completely devoid of marketable assets.
Smoking Muslim Obama Lookalike Is the Tea Party’s Wet Dream. “Tea Party”; Latin for “brain-dead and built to stay that way”.
Jennifer Aniston Wistfully Remembers the Touch of a TSA Agent. Well, that would explain her radiant, satisfied smile and flushed cheeks.
Want to be happy? Stop trying to be perfect. Given that I’m so far away from being perfect, this seems like sound advice.
Don’t Friend Your Debt Collector on Facebook. More sound advice from the Department of What Should Already Be Blindingly Obvious.
Man bulldozes cemetery dating to 1800s. The Zombies, they’re not happy. Not at all….
Donated Liver Survives Plane Crash, Transplant a Success. It’s a good thing they’d already exceeded the one tragedy a day limit.
Commuter describes harrowing climb on Metro escalator. “Oh, my God! It was horrible!! I had to put one foot in front of the other over and over and over again! I thought it would never stop!!”
