Happy National Opt-Out Day!! In recognition of this important national holiday, here’s a few reasons why we should all be celebrating today….
The TSA won’t swipe your pie - but will they take the cake?.
Heaven help you if you happen to try to bring a warm cantaloupe through a security checkpoint….
TSA Chief: No Body Cavity Searches, For Now.
Well, I certainly feel comforted…don’t you??
After Apology From TSA, Man Soaked By Urine Pushes For Training.
Well, let’s not forget that there’s a limit on the size of liquid containers a traveler can bring onto an airplane. I wasn’t aware that there was an exception for urostomy bags….
TSA Says Pilots Will Be Exempt From Invasive Pat-Downs, Scanners.
If you’re not a pilot or the House Minority Leader, you’re going to have to choose between having your genitals photographed or groped.
‘One or Two’ Passengers Can Wreck Entire TSA, Apparently.
We can only hope, right??
PRICE OF PRIVACY: Body Scanner Makers Doubled Lobbying Cash Over 5 Years.
So…tell me again that it’s really ALL about safeguarding the American traveling public….
Passenger Chooses Strip-Down Over Pat-Down.
Truly, Samuel Wolanyk is my new hero….
Fig leaf underwear can shield you from TSA’s naked scans.
Wait for it…the price of fig leaves skyrocketing in 4…3…2….
Hide Your Junk: Behold the Radiation-Blocking Underwear That Will Have the TSA Fuming.
Or, “Why Tin-Foil Helmets Are No Longer Just For Your Head”.
There’s an app for that! “Opt Out” Bodyscan at TSA Airport Security Checkpoints.
Coming soon, an app to simulate a TSA screener fondling your genitals.
He’s selling TSA-proof underwear.
Rumor has it that Version 2.0 will be impervious to cavity searches.
Give us liberty (and, while you’re at it, save us from death)!
Hence our national dilemma: “Do you want your genitals photographed or fondled?”
Can Rapiscan save air travel?
Or does it really just serve to provide titillation for TSA employees who really need to get out more??
Tell the TSA ‘Don’t touch my junk’ - here’s how.
Screaming “If you touch my junk, I’m going to have your arrested!” probably isn’t the best place to start the conversation.
