I know; you’ve got kids in public schools…and you’re sick to death of the anti-American, anti-Christian propaganda that they’re force-feeding your innocent progeny. Damn, you think…surely there’s got to be a way that I can keep my children pure of heart and safe from the soul-crushing corruption of Leftist propaganda? Well, this is your lucky day, Comrade…because now, thanks to the good, God-fearing Patriots at Parents Against Bad Books in Schools you can know easily what books should be banned and why. Yes, book-banners are now more organized than ever, thanks to the awesome, unstoppable, undeniable power of da Interwebs.
Yes, there’s nothing worse than seeing your children forced to read Leftist propaganda designed to turn them into Godless atheists and…GASP!!…Liberals. Real American patriots understand that teaching children critical thinking skills will ultimately only turn them away from Jesus and True American Conservatism. Once our children begin thinking for themselves, the next thing you know we’ve got a Black man in the White House.
Wait…what???
Of course, if you really wanted to ensure that your children were properly and thoroughly indoctrinated, you’d be homeschooling them, wouldn’t you?
