If there’s one thing Americans love at the end of a year, it’s wrapping things up and putting a nice pretty bow on it all. And what better way to do that than with various and assorted “Best Of The Year” lists. So, lacking anything of any real value to add to the end of 2010, I thought I’d share a list of year-end lists. Man, do I need to get out more or what??
15 Good Things to Celebrate in a Bad Year. How about we start off with something good? ‘Cuz Lord knows it’s pretty much downhill from here….
Fark’s 2010 Dumbass Roundup. From the world’s leading expert in dumbasses comes this year’s definitive list. Talk about being one step away from a Darwin Award….
This Year In Islamophobia. Yeah, it was a VERY good year if you were determined to hate people for having the wrong imaginary friend.
The Year in Shamelessness. Yeah, it’s a long list; apparently there was a bumper crop of shamelessness this year.
10 Ways Right-Wingers Will Try to Wreck Any Economic Recovery. How sad is it when there are people out there willing to exploit the suffering of others for their own benefit?
The Year In Mariah Carey. Or, in her case, the Year In Wanton Overexposure.
Rehab and arrests in 2010. And you thought you had a rough 2010. Try being a celebrity….
Top Eight Beers of 2010. Beer…the cause of, and solution to, all of mankind’s problems.
The Year In Loveable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates. They made you laugh. They made you cry. Mostly, they made you say, “WTF??” repeatedly.
2010 in Review: Teh Best in Lolz. Yeah, 2010 sucked. Big time. Still, 365 days ought to offer at least a few things to laugh about, right??
2010: The Year In Wall Street Whining To Politico About Their Hurt Feelings, Mostly Anonymously. Cry me a freakin’ river….
The 10 Greediest People of the Year. The challenge, of course, was in narrowing the list down to only 10.
The Top 10 Cable Shows Of 2010. If you didn’t already think that television is a vast wasteland, 2010 should have changed your mind.
The Ten Most Influential Twitter Feeds of 2010. Never have so many said so much about so little.
Top 10 Craziest Moments in Body Image in 2010. Being happy with the way we are is SO 2009….
Top 5 Privacy Violations of 2010. Privacy: also SO 2009….
2010: The Year In Dumb Political Videos. If there was any less brain activity, we’d be on life support.
Wall St’s 10 Biggest Lies of 2010 . Narrowing down the list to only 10 couldn’t have been easy.
Best Craigslist Personals Ads of 2010 . When the going gets weird, the weird turn to Craigslist.
The Most Stunning Photos Of 2010. Welcome to the Photoshop Olympics….
Great Feuds of 2010: Who Won, Who Lost, and Who Will Commit Harakiri. I’m putting my money on “Glenn Beck” and “ritual suicide”. Hey, a boy can dream, no??
The Top 10 New Foods Of 2010. Your dog wants steak….
The Top Ten Naked Celebrity Moments Of 2010 [NSFW]. Because, when you’re a celebrity, there’s no such thing as “overexposure”.
10 Things You Need To Get Through New Year’s Eve. Surprisingly, Xanax, Cristal, and a loaded Ruger didn’t make the list.
Tech’s Winners and Losers of 2010. Honey, have you seen my Atari??
25 Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. Man, if this doesn’t shake your faith in humanity, I’m not sure what would.
The Top 10 Green Business Stories of 2010. At least someone’s trying to do the right things for the right reasons.
Faces We Lost in 2010. And there were a lot of them.
The Lady Gaga 2010 Fashion Retrospective. Because someone somewhere considers this sort of silliness to be “fashion”. Right.
14 Pre-Gaga Meat Outfits. Yes, apparently, we’ve been wearing meat as long as we’ve been killing animals to make fashion statements.
Best Sports Moments Of 2010. For my money, nothing topped the puck landing in a hockey fan’s beer…but that unfortunately didn’t make this list.
The Ten Best Movies of 2010. Somehow, “Easy A” didn’t make the list. I didn’t see that coming.
Cable News Ratings 2010: Top 30 Programs Of The Year. What more evidence of America’s intellectual and moral decline do we need than the fact that The O’Reilly Factor is #1 on this list?
Top 10 iPad Political Apps of 2010. Because there apparently are people who keep track of this sort of thing. Man, talk about needing to get out more….
The 10 Worst Drinking Trends. Natural selection at work….
The Best Fake Rumors of 2010. Wait…naked pictures of Miley Cyrus?? Where??
Top Fashion Trends Of 2010. No, despite what you may have heard, parachute pants are NOT making a comeback…and for that we should all be grateful.
Top earners of 2010. Prepare to feel like a complete and utter failure….
The Best View Scandals Of 2010. You really have too damn much time on your hands if you’re reduced to obsessing over this….
