The day Niagara Falls ran dry: Newly-discovered photos show the moment the iconic waterfall came to a standstill. Man, engineers can do ANYTHING….
Watch: Preview of the first ever Kinect sex game. Oh, joy…my life is now complete.
POLICE: Meth suspect falls through ER ceiling. Yeah, someone had a VERY bad day….
Glenn Beck charging $500 per handshake in an Ohio county with 15.8% unemployment. Hey, come on, now…he’s an entrepreneur.
Swiss Bank Has 43-Page Dress Code. Whatever you do, DON’T show your underwear….
World’s Best Flirting Lines: Badoo Compliment Success Index. Surprisingly, “Wanna see my ‘O’ face?” didn’t make the list. Go figure.
Kelsey Grammar’s ex-wife threatens to release their sex tapes. Next on “Today’s Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us”….
Lawyer For Columbia Prof Charged With Incest: ‘How Is This So Different’ From What Homosexuals Do? This only proves that having a “J.D.” behind your name doesn’t mean that you can’t still be a (&^%$#@ moron.
‘Suspicious’ ornament shuts Pentagon train station. The War on Christmas gets elevated to Code Red.
Downsize Nation: Welcome to the New, Smaller American Dream. Remember when we used to talk about retirement as if it was something that we were actually going to be able to do??
Best Craigslist Personal Ads of 2010. “Best” in this case being a highly subjective term….
America: Why R Your Peeps So Dum? Because learning is for losers and Liberals?
