House Republicans Block Child Marriage Prevention Act. Well, of course they opposed it. The bill didn’t provide any tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans.
Julian Assange to Launch Social Network for Diplomats, Twofacebook. Nothing like turning on the lights and watching the cockroaches scurry, eh?
‘Lesbian’ Car Ad Banned In Italy. What…Lesbians don’t buy cars??
Newt Gingrich Can’t Stop Going To Strip Club For Money. Hey, if it worked the first time, you’re going to want to keep going back to the well, right??
In Controversial Decision, Time Magazine Calls Mark Zuckerberg a Person. Yeah, who could have seen this coming??
Obamas Spend Holidays With College A Capella Groups, Worshipping Dog. Dog is my co-pilot.
Tax Cuts Simply Do Not Create Jobs. I know…I was shocked, too.
Issue of green wall may not fade quickly. You went the full Fenway, man. NEVER go the full the Fenway.
Parents Television Council says TV teens are too sexy, creates teen-sex montage to prove it. Fighting porn with porn….
Walmart Manager Opens Up His Own Business… With $250K Worth Of Allegedly Stolen Items. Ohmigawd…don’tcha just LOVE the entrepreneurial spirit?? Ain’t capitalism grand??
Read: Julian Assange’s creepy love letters. Uh, thanks, but I think I’ll take a pass.
60% Of Jobless Have Been Out Of Work For More Than A Year. And soon this will be a case of “Welcome to my world”.
