Sex Advice from People Riding the Subway in Their Underwear. Q: What’s the proper etiquette for hitting on someone whose pants are already off? A: Half the work’s already been done for you. Indeed….
Penis enlarger case in small-claims court. Dude, if it takes you 500 to figure out that your penis enlarger isn’t working…well, you’ve got a whole different set of problems, knowhutimean??
Iceland’s penis museum to get human specimen. Don’t be looking at me; I’m rather attached to mine…and I still have plans for it, thank you very much.
An Exploding Can of Hairspray Causes a Panic at Miami Airport. Great; now we have to worry about jihadis masquerading as hairdressers??
Six ways to sneak “Star Wars” into your sex life. Warning: you’re going to want to be careful with that light saber….
Conservatives Quitting CPAC Because Gay Conservatives Are Coming. First, they came for the Pentagon. Then they came for the annual Republican bacchanal and circle jerk.
Barack Obama lets his faith show. The secret Muslim goes to church. What’s he REALLY hiding from us??
America Celebrates Another Year of Indefinite Detention! Yay, Club Gitmo!! Another year of proving that freedom is a fungible commodity!!
Study: clowns help women get pregnant. Maybe it’s the creepy factor….
Woman Arrested For Calling 911 After Bad Manicure. Well, one person’s overreaction is another’s crisis, right??
American man launches movement to “Boycott American Women”. Hmm…personally, I kind of like American women…well, one in particular…. ;-)
Sexy Alleged Lesbian Teacher Files Sexy Wrongful Termination Suit. So, when is “getting candy from a colleague” not just “getting candy from a colleague”??
Bestsellers in North Korea: Skinny Jeans, Human Poop, Porn. If only there was a way to combine these three things….
Photographers warned not to take anymore shirtless pictures of President Obama. Because a shirtless photograph of a President in good physical condition might just send the wrong message to our children…and fat, overfed politicians in general.
Fox analyst Carlson: Vick ‘should have been ‘executed’. Only if we can summarily execute Tucker Carlson for having a tenuous grip on and devotion to the truth.
BlackBerry manufacturer RIM has regrettably named jobs site. Eww…you’d think someone could have figured that one out….
Monogamous societies drink more (but don’t know why). Well, if sex isn’t on the night’s menu, why not drink away your misery??
Man Arrested for Killing Wife During Sex Gunplay. Guns and alcohol and role playing. What could possibly go wrong??
