Charlie Sheen’s Guide to Hiring Hookers. Thanks to the awesome power of da Interwebs, now you too can hire hookers online- just like Charlie Sheen!!
Wanderlust: Penis worship in Bhutan. Hey, what else are you going to do in Bhutan??
Students taken to hospitals after mistaking rat poison for candy. The red pill makes you larger, and the blue pill makes you…well, I’m not sure what it does…but the rats HATE it.
Addicted to Hate. As if you weren’t already thinking that Fred Phelps is a sorry, hate-addled excuse for a Christian…well, this ought to really blow your mind.
Man: I didn’t know that the woman I was boinking was dead. Apparently, he just thought she was acting like his wife normally does- disinterested and distracted.
How to Keep Your Ex from Popping Up All Over Facebook. Consider it a public service. You can thank me later.
Naked tourist tased three times after disrupting traffic. Wait…I’m guessing there was alcohol involved…right??
Police foil what they believe to be a goatnapping. The men were charged with planning to transport a goat across state lines for immoral purposes.
What’s up, Baby Doc? So, what happens when a brutal dictator shows up on your doorstep after 25 years? And just what in the Hell was he thinking in showing up in Haiti unannounced?
Randall Terry Mulls Primary Campaign Against Obama, Because Why Not? Because what this country needs is an intolerant, rabidly anti-choice zealot in the White House. Conservatives LOVE smaller government…except when a woman’s uterus is in play.
Questionable study: 16% of men derive no pleasure from orgasm. Uh…WHAT?? Talk about people unclear on the concept.
‘Obamacare’ Myths: Separating Fact From Fiction. Thankfully, the “job-killing” healthcare reform bill won’t also be “Grandma-killing”.
Study: Couples are most likely to argue on Thursdays at 8 p.m. This is why I’m always at home watching “The Daily Show” by myself.
Kentucky Lawmaker: Drug Testing Welfare Recipients Would Save Millions. Because nothing says “America” like making someone feel like a second-class citizen by forcing them to prove that they’re worthy of public assistance.
Georgia Homeless Shelter Denies Access To Gays, Lesbians. Well, speaking of second-class citizens…it’s not like they’re really people anyway, right??
Alabama’s New Governor Wants Everyone to Become a Christian. It’s what any red-blooded American patriot would do.
