You have to know that you’re in for a VERY long day when….
….You find out that the girlfriend you’ve wired $200,000 to doesn’t actually exist. Sorry, y’all…but if you’re sending six figures to a woman you’ve yet to actually meet face to face, then this story should be filed under “A fool and his money….”
….40,000 lbs. of mayonnaise suddenly cuts you off on the freeway.
….The Pew Research Center has released a poll that hold that single mothers are bad for society.
….People are seriously debating whether a little nuclear war might go a long ways toward stopping global climate change. WTF??
….Charlie Sheen is the sanest recurring them on television. Of course, sanity can be tough to maintain when, at $2 million per episode, you think you’re horribly underpaid. Won’t you please dig deep so that Sheen can continue to afford high-class call girls? Call now; operators are standing by.
….William Powell, the author of The Anarchist Cookbook is back in the news. Time to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom, eh?
….You realize that not every Congressman emails pictures of himself in a tiger suit to his staff in the middle of the night.
….Arianna Huffington appears to have discovered how to maximize two of the growing trends of the 21st century: trademarking individual letters of the English language and exploiting the work of writers.
….One of the hottest memes on da Interwebs today is the debate over whether or not James Franco was stoned while he was co-hosting the Oscars last night.
….You no longer have to worry about losing weight of going to the gym when you can buy a bra for your sagging backside.
