O’Reilly Concerned About Bohener’s Emotional Stability. Physician, heal thyself. Somehow, I don’t think O’Reilly is occupying the moral high ground here.
How Good Is Charlie Sheen for a Porn Star’s Career? Well, you know how they say that any publicity is good publicity?
Tear Gas Canister In Egypt Stamped ‘Made In The USA’. So much for exporting democracy, eh??
Why Does Charlie Get Sympathy While Lindsay Is Scorned? Because “boys will be boys”? When your cocaine is delivered by the briefcase, you have a LOT of friends willing to enable your excesses.
Military Rolls Out Accelerated DADT Repeal Process. Just because DADT was repealed doesn’t mean the military is going to stop discharging gay soldiers overnight. Why is it so hard to do the right thing and just stop??
Are you faking ADHD to get drugs? Doctors are on to you!. Damn…now what am I going to do??
Koch Brothers To Host Resort Gathering Of Right-Wing Billionaires Because total world domination doesn’t happen easily or overnight. It takes planning, perseverance, and golf outings at posh resorts.
Malawi Wants to Ban Public Farting. Because it interferes with those who want to smoke in public. When farting is criminalized, only criminals will fart….
For Governors, Medicaid Looks Ripe for Slashing . Because if God had meant for you to be healthy, you would have been born rich, capice??
House Republicans Are Already Redefining ‘Rape’. So much for focusing on jobs and the deficit, eh? It certainly didn’t take long for the American Taliban to rear it’s head….
Revolver that fires shotgun shells. Because, as any red-blooded American patriot will tell you, you can NEVER have too much firepower in your pocket.
How did the U.S. get in bed with Mubarak? Because he was the best of a bunch of VERY bad options?
Using a BS detector on popular science reporting. And the Daily Mail might want to begin by using said BS detector on themselves.
Beheading suspect: Wife had my unconditional love . He loved her, but he just wanted her to be about a foot shorter.
Fair use for poets, demystified . Well, I know that I’ll be sleeping much better tonight.
Michelle Obama Signals She’ll Play Role In 2012 Campaign. If the Right has it’s way, she’ll be cast as the Wicked Witch of the East.
