‘Sex Training’ With Ninja Sex Party (VIDEO). Ah, so THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong all these years. All it takes is the right training. ;-)
Steve Harvey’s Ex Likens Divorce To ‘Rape’. Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and re…oh, never mind….
Senate filibusters explained. The world’s greatest deliberative body…in all its deliberative glory.
The Ten Most Important Moments in Streaking History. Yeah, there’s nothing more entertaining than watching an attention-seeker airing his shortcomings in public….
11 percent of American homes are vacant. Greetings from Third World America….
Female breast augmentation and male breast reduction rates both skyrocket. And I don’t know which is more disturbing.
Man, 72, grew dope to ‘survive’. Well, it was either that or eat dog food.
Sex Advice From Guys with Handlebar Mustaches. Uh, the ’70s called; they want their mustache back….
Three Teens Arrested After Attempting To Steal Hair Extensions. Today’s “WTF??” moment is brought to you by Missouri City, TX.
Why should parents have any say in how their children are raised? And why shouldn’t all children be wards of the State and raised to serve the State?
Motorist crashes into South Branch library window. You know, there are probably easier ways to tell the homeless guys monopolizing the computers that their porn time is over.
Christwire stories we’re glad we didn’t fall for. Yeah, if you don’t instantly recognize Christwire as SATIRE, you’re not paying attention. HELLOOOO….
Kim Kardashian Upset Over ‘Full On Nipple’. Uh, you posed nude; what in the Hell did you expect??
30 Facebook Ad Parodies - Ads for Prison, Copter Tours and Taters. Hey, if you can’t have a little fun at Mark Zuckerberg’s expense….
Middle Class Children Increasingly Relying On Public Programs. Is it just me, or are we on the verge of losing an entire segment of the population to poverty and despair?
What Your Winter Footwear Really Says. Uh…that you’re horribly, irredeemably gay??
