March 7, 2011 6:48 AM

A few questions I'd really like answers to

There are many things I don’t understand. Most I manage to keep to myself because I don’t want anyone to think I’m stupid. Then there are the great questions of life, which I just want some answers to and I don’t care what anyone thinks. Of course, then there are these questions, which I just want answered…well, just because….

….How do I get my own “porn family”??

….I’d always thought that Supreme Court Justices were supposed to be joyless, colorless drudges. So how to explain Chief Justice John Roberts and his comic gifts??

….Why do Republican legislators in Wisconsin have such a non-existent collective sense of humor?

….So, you’re wondering what’s wrong with American these days? Well, WWJD is happy to tell you in picture form.

….What does the “Tiger Mom’s” bathroom look like?

….So, who do I have to sleep with in order to get a gig writing for Slate??

….How is it that hip-hop dancing is considered a competitve collegiate sport? What’s next…Quidditch??

….How can we get NASCAR fans to understand that you can’t bump-draft a building?

….Why does it so often happen that when a public figure runs into trouble, he/she blame it on a grand “Jewish conspiracy”?

….How did such a nice, easygoing guy like Rick Santorum find out that his surname had become a synonym for a byproduct of anal sex?

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