PA Government Official Compares Oscar-nominated Film ‘Gasland’ to Nazi Propaganda. Because being able to set your tap water on fire makes you JUST LIKE the Nazis.
U.S. bill would make it illegal to take a picture of a farm. Because you just never know when terrorists will develop and deploy explosive cow technology.
Trump: I ‘Screwed’ Gaddafi. So the Donald now understands the meaning of Santorum?
Abortion Foes Target Family Planning Program. Because NOTHING shows your concern for creating jobs than attempting to defund a program that provides family planning and reproductive health services to low-income women. It’s What Jesus (and Ronald Reagan) Would Do.
Pole Dancing For Jesus. Yep, ain’t nothin’ that says “I LOVE JESUS!!” like working a stripper pole in a prayerful manner.
This Woman Crashed A Car With 54 Bags Of Heroin In Her Vagina. Along with a power saw, a box of condoms, three rolls of Mentos, four issues of Sports Illustrated, and a dozen D batteries.
Tim Pawlenty’s Top Five Flip Flops. Because some people will say ANYTHING to become President. Thank God for the fact-checking device I like to call “da Interwebs”.
Living the Good Life in Europe: Ex-Pats Enjoy Better Health, Schools. WE’RE NUMBER 1!!! Except when we’re not.
Huckabee: Leaders With ‘Biblical Worldview’ Would Bring ‘Equality’ To The World. Uh, yeah…didn’t leaders with “Biblical Worldviews” start the Crusades?? That certainly turned out well, didn’t it?? So, what’s the message here- kill unbelievers??
Bill Maher: Republicans Are Like Meth Addicts, Always Focused on Imaginary Problems. Because fixing imaginary problems is one helluva lot easier than fixing real ones.
Scott Walker Touts His Union-Busting Agenda As ‘Progressive’. Right…and I always have a second helping of tiramisu with vanilla ice cream because of the slimming effect it has on my waistline.
‘Monster truck’ hits, kills woman in Dallas. The funeral will be held on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!
Italy: More Indictments in Photo Radar Scandal. Red-light cameras are perfectly reliable. Except when they’re set 15% too high. It’s for the children, of course.
Front Row Seats Mean Being Able To Flip Off The Coach Without Dropping Your Baby. Because it’s all about protecting the children, don’tchaknow….
