Police: Mississippi Neighbors Shoot At Each Other Over Defecating Dog. Or, as we here at WWJD like to call moments like this, “natural selection”.
Two men claim coffee, faith can curb illegal immigration. Hey, why not? It’s not as if anything else has worked.
Now the ‘Ten Commandments Judge’ Wants To Be President. Because, really, who doesn’t want to be President these days?
Abercrombie Now Selling Padded Bikini Tops For 8-Year-Olds. Because it’s never too early to make children uncomfortable with and ashamed of their bodies.
In Midst Of Libya Conflict, Bolton Argues For New War In Iran: ‘Got To Walk And Chew Gum At The Same Time’. Mr. President, can we please, please, PLEASE bomb Tehran? Pretty please? With chocolate sprinkles on top??
Report: Sex, Booze, Sleeping On The Job At Cook County Water Parks. Nice work if you can get it.
Arizona Bill Would Allow People To Bring Guns To ‘Disney On Ice’. ‘Cuz you just never know when Buzz Lightyear might get out of control, right?
Photographer Runs Errands While Naked (In The Name Of Art). Of course, it doesn’t hurt that she’s 25…and hot.
Pyramids deserted as tourists still avoid Egypt. Yeah, I guess that whole violent revolution thing kinda has people freaked out, eh?
Docs warn about Facebook link to teen depression. Because, really, what CAN’T Facebook be blamed for?
Hate Will Bring Us Together. Somewhere, the attorney for The Captain and Tenille is demanding royalties. Please, or he’s going to break into the chorus from “Muskrat Love”….
Claire McCaskill Went After ‘04 Primary Opponent’s Private Plane in Ads. Hey, kids! Here’s a tip for those of you planning on running for office. If you’re going to attack your opponent for using private jets, you might want to make sure you can’t be accused of doing exactly the same thing. You can thank me later.
The Wild World Of Wieners: Interactive Map Of Average Dangle Dimensions By Country. Hey, don’t be complaining that you come here for useful information….
The World Map Of Average Breast Cup Size. Well…why the Hell not??
Parents Fight To Use Dead Son’s Sperm To Create Posthumous Grandchild. OK, this is just creepy.
Dead Man Attends Soccer Game. ‘Course, he had a little help from his friends.
