The Greatest Fake Girlfriend Story Ever Told. This seems like a lot of damn work just to get laid, don’tchathink?
10 Good Movie Quotes To Yell Out During Orgasm. If your “go to” move is a movie quote, you’ve got bigger problems than anyone could have imagined, dude….
Shocking Photo Alerts College Students to the Existence of Oral Sex. Yeah, otherwise they’d have had NO idea….
Photos of USC students caught having roof sex going viral. Wow…college students having sex. Whodathunkit??
The Perils Of Corporate Media: MSNBC Makes Few Mentions Of Tax Avoidance By Parent Company GE. Hmm…something about not biting the hand that feeds you, I’m guessing?
High School Hockey Championship Ends In An Attempted Triple Ice Murder. It’s true; EVERYTHING’S bigger in Texas…even the on-ice brawls.
This House Resembles Hitler. You have to know that you have WAY too much free time when you’re going to Wales to look at a house rumored to look like Adolf Hitler. Damn….
Koch-Backed Right-Wing Group Goes After More Professors, Asking for Emails on Unions and … Rachel Maddow? Well, you know how sneaky them radical Lesbians can be….
The Fiesta Bowl Paid For Strip Club Visits. Jeebus…no wonder everyone wanted to play in the Fiesta Bowl….
Jimmy John’s Sandwiches Are Not Handcrafted In Liberia. Oh, yeah? Then when is the Liberian flag on their logo??
Newt Gingrich’s Grandchildren Will Be Ruled By Atheist Muslims. Uh…what?? I think my Stupidmeter just busted a bearing.
Senior London cops lie to peaceful protestors, stage mass arrest. Didn’t their mothers teach them that honest is always the best policy??
Zombie Wells Fargo Account Rises From Dead, Collects Overdraft Fees. It’s closed when Wells Fargo says it’s closed…and not a moment sooner.
A Look Back At Kimberly Bell’s First Attempt At Embarrassing Barry Bonds. Yeah, I know…Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh??
Sanxi’s cavemen. Bonus: it’s kinda hard to foreclose on a cave.
Federal Courts Fear Bombs Disguised As Smartphones. Paranoia- wee haz it!!
