Montana Still Wants To Prosecute People For Being Gay. It’s What Jesus Would Do…and besides, it’s the Code of the West.
Glenn Beck’s plan to save America…with Christian-right pseudohistory. The truth? It’s whatever you can convince the Sheeple that it is.
Donald Trump Writes Blistering Letter To Gail Collins, New York Times Columnist. Better to be thought a fool than to be Donald Trump and double down.
Federal Employees Could Face Jail Time for Using Blackberrys. And that’s why I have an iPhone….
Sarah Palin Thinks U.S. Armed Forces Are About To Disband Or Something. Funny how Caribou Barbie could pick up a dog turd and manage to spin it into a Tootsie Roll, isn’t it?
Fox News Anchor Is Sick of People Using Her to Get to Sarah Palin. So? The only other use for Greta van Susteren is as a flotation device.
Arizona Senator Lies About Planned Parenthood On Senate Floor. How can you tell that Jon Kyl’s lying? Are his lips moving? Well, there you go.
Republican Senator makes up statistics about Planned Parenthood. Lies, damned lies…and Jon Kyl’s lips are moving.
Here’s the Christian Version of Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’. Just when you thought there was NO WAY that things could possibly get any worse.
Arizona Votes to Allow Firearms on Campus. So, let’s say that you really, really, REALLY hate your History professor. Well, if you’re going to school in Arizona, you’ll soon be able to legally carry the solution to your problem.
Betty White Has Had Quite Enough Of Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen. And I’ll bet Betty White never trashed a hotel room while high on cocaine.
Kate Middleton’s virginity is a non-issue issue. Just as long as no one hangs the sheets from their wedding-night bed out the window the next morning.
Former Sen. Rick Santorum cautions voters against Obama’s presidency. Yes, if we get four more years of an African-American Democrat in the White House, life as we know it will be imperiled. What’s next? Santorum claiming that a vote for Obama is a vote for Jungle Fever??
Northwestern Sex Toy Demonstration: Tennessee Church Refuses To Host NU Volunteers. Memo to Pastor Holierthanthou: It’s called a fucksaw, and since when is sexual pleasure sinful in the eyes of the Lord? Thanks to your bigotry and ignorance, you’re denying your community the services of volunteers from Northwestern that were in no way associated with the controversial fucksaw demonstration. Nice going, ace…. ;-)
The Magical Chinese Hard Drive. Man, those Chinese can counterfeit ANYTHING….
The Royal Wedding Pez Dispensers You Never Asked For. Thanks, but I think I’ll wait for the “Wills and Kate Toilet Paper”.