What Does New York Smell Like to You? Having solved all other pressing problems in New York, the search now turns to choosing an official scent. I’m thinking a dominant note of diesel fumes from the Lincoln Tunnel combined with more subtle notes of urine, desperation, and rat feces.
GOP Guts Regulation Requiring Adequate Rest For Pilots. Because passenger safety is for losers and Liberals.
Obama Birth Certificate. Memo to Donald Trump and the rest of the “birthers”: The President’s birth certificate is REAL. Now can we finally talk about something that matters…like creating jobs? Or is your problem that you can’t handle the reality of an African-American in the Oval Office?
Mike Pence: Accept GOP Cuts Or Shut ‘Er Down! You either do whatever the minority wants…or they’ll hold their breath until they turn blue. Now that’s some kinda principled leadership, eh?
The 10 most segregated urban areas in America. The more things change….
Fake Weed Claims Another Naval Academy Student. Your tax dollars at work. Or evidently not.
Rep. Trent Franks Warns ‘I Don’t Know That The Country Can Survive’ If President Obama Is Reelected Only when America is ruled by wealthy White Conservatives will America’s future truly be secure and safe.
Now There’s a Whole TV Show About People Lying on the Internet. Funny; I’d always thought that the Internet was all about people lying on the Internet.
Hate Pastor Terry Jones Quietly Goes Through With Quran Burning Plan — And Chaos Erupts In Afghanistan. And Pastor Jones has the blood of 15 innocents on his hands. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
What Exactly Happens When the Gov’t Closes? Uh, no one cares any longer about what John Boehner or Eric Cantor thinks?
Mayor’s Office Tries to Hide All Naked Portraits of Toronto Mayor. Despite what you might be thinking, Sylvio Berlusconi is not living incognito in Toronto. Nice work, Mr. Mayor; you just turned a mildly embarrassment story into an international incident all about freedom of the press.
Sbarro Pizza Preheats Oven For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. Lovers of lukewarm, cardboard-like pizza are in mourning….
More jobs, more calls for spending cuts. Evidently, spending cuts (and bacon) make EVERYTHING better.
Sasha Grey Talks Porn and Charlie Sheen. Duh…WINNING!!
Ohio Gov. John Kasich Apologizes to Police Officer He Called ‘Idiot’. Perhaps Kasich realized who the real idiot was.
AFLAC’s Next Duck: Rebecca Black? Sarah Palin? Daniel Tosh? Lewis Black? Denis Leary?
