21 Reasons Why May 21 Is NOT The End Of The World. #21: Because Chuck Norris would never let it happen.
Chechen Warlord Is Also a Soccer God. He’ll order the summary executions of hundreds of civilians…and do a very serviceable impression of Wayne Rooney.
This Week in Sex: The Gay Video Conservatives Are Obsessed With. Gay sex? At Texas A&M, which is only slightly less Conservative than the Spanish Inquisition? Oh, man…someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….
Menendez: Dems will tie oil subsidies to debt ceiling vote. This just in: Democrats grow a pair! Film at 11!!
Yankee Stadium Tips Taken By Owners, Servers Allege. Corporate greeds gets taken to a new low. I didn’t even think it was possibly to sink any lower.
Blogger Finds Sensitive NYPD Counterterrorism Documents In the Trash. Evidently, it was found with Osama bin-Laden’s porn stash.
New Tumblr tells you how to fail at online dating. I’m not sure I need instructions on how to fail at dating. I can generally do that all by myself.
John Ensign Proposed To His Mistress At the National Prayer Breakfast. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Escort service app for sugar daddies approved for iPhone. Hey, girls! I hear that John Ensign is single!!
Disney Trademarks ‘SEAL Team 6′. How American; someone’s trying to profit off a bunch of guys who will never, EVER see a dime of the proceeds. Stay classy….
Britain under fire for administering “virginity tests” in the ’70s. If memory serves, a lot of weird stuff happened in the ’70s.
AFA: Christian Women Are Heathen Witches For Doing Yoga. Self-awareness? How un-Christian!!
Jane Corwin Voted To Allow Women To Be Shackled During Childbirth. So, what’s next? Forcing adulterous women to wear a scarlet “A” and putting them in manacles in the village square??
Northwestern bids a fond farewell to Professor Fucksaw. Yeah, this whole story is kind of “out there.” Still, he gets points for promoting curiosity and exploration of human sexuality. Sex and power tools…whodathunkit??
Black Person Allowed To Read Poem At White House Despite Everything. Wait…we allow Black People in the White House??
Mike Huckabee as MS Paperclip (Win!). Now this sort of help might just make writing a bit more interesting and enjoyable.
