TV this fall to include lots of “powerful women” and “emasculated men”. OK, but I’m going to have to ask my girlfriend if I can watch any of this.
Gov. Rick Perry endorses voter intimidation, say Texas Democrats. Well, the thinking goes, if you live in Texas and you’re not a Republican, do you even deserve to vote?
Secret Service Apologizes For Rogue Fox News Tweet. We’re sorry about our momentary truthfulness and clarity. We actually had someting interesting and relevant to say for a moment; we don’t know what came over us.
‘Godless’ Group’s Campaign Against The Religious Right. Well, if Christian groups can wage ideological and spiritual warfare against those they deem as threats, then turnabout is fair play, no?
Sponsor Of South Carolina Anti-Sharia Law Claims 99% Of Terrorist Acts Committed By Muslims. Never mind the FACT that, over the past 10 years, non-Muslims accounted for twice as many terrorist plots as Muslims. When you exist in a Republican fact-free bubble, the mere act of saying something makes it Gospel.
Be Careful: May Is Zombie Awareness Month. Remember, people- head shots!
Kirk Cameron ridicules Stephen Hawking for not believing in an afterlife. Of course, what’s science worth when you have Jesus?
Gingrich Spokesman Blasts Media ‘Minions’. Look, if you’re not going to lob softballs, we’re not gonna play.
Behold The Jesus Fish Stick And Other Sacred Sightings. Coming soon to an eBay auction near you.
Obama’s campaign creates birth-certificate T-shirts. There’s something to be said for making lemonade from lemons, no?
Russian Cannibal Nabbed With Human Liver Stew In Fridge. Because you never know when you’re going to need a late-night snack, right?
Mass. bill would require divorcing parents to obtain judge’s approval for sex. So, how’s that “small government” thing working out for you?
Over 50, Out Of Work, And ‘Miserable’. Nothing like being obsolete, eh? Welcome to my biggest fear.
Maher calls Gingrich an ‘ugly professor of idiocy’. OK, that’s a bit harsh…but not altogether inaccurate.
Republican Governors Use Budget Woes To Wage War On The Arts. Welcome to the New World Order.
Director BANNED From Cannes Over ‘Nazi’ Comments. Because some things just aren’t funny, knowhutimean??
