May 1, 2011 5:28 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

46 Percent of Mississippi Republicans Want Interracial Marriage Banned. Sigh…stupid was so much more enjoyable when it wasn’t so thoroughly malevolent.

Mitt Romney ‘Hang’ Obama Gaffe Prompts Attempt To Clarify Remarks. Nice. What’s next? Suggesting that the President be dragged behind a speeding truck in east Texas?

L.A. Traffic Cops Act in Porno While on Duty. Isn’t this what they call “community policing”?

Lithium in tap water cuts suicide rates. Nah…that would be the worst example of Left-wing Socialism run amok, wouldn’t it??

Should The FBI Redefine Rape?. And so continues the Right-wing’s War on Women….

France Destroying Libya (But Not Too Much) With Concrete Bombs. Nothing like a little creative warfare, eh?

Why do Americans still dislike atheists? Because if you don’t know what religion someone professes, how can you know if you’re hating them properly?

Indiana Governor Says He’ll Strip Funding for Planned Parenthood. For some reason, Accidental Parenthood is considered by the Far Right to be preferable to Planned Parenthood. Nothin’ like keepin’ ‘em barefoot and pregnant, eh?

University Backs Professor In Video Controversy, GOP Furious. Is it just me, or does it seem like Conservatives would no longer have any reason to live unless they had a target for their vast reserve of righteous outrage?

A political revolution in Canada? Yeah, but somehow I think the Canadian definition of “revolution” doesn’t involves heads rolling into baskets off the blade of a guillotine.

Tea Party Nation’s Judson Phillips Wants To See Methodist Church Disbanded. Of course, the Methodist Church IS populated by a cabal of Socialist, America-hating, Islam-embracing, anti-free market, illegal immigration-loving pansies.

Republicans Considering a Debt Limit Vote Every Two Months. Because, really…why not hold the American Sheeple hostage every two months while you play your immature little ideological games?

Rick Perry: I Don’t Want Federal Funds Until I Need Federal Funds. Hypocrisy, thy surname is Perry….

Maine Official Forced Out Over Shocking Racial Remarks. What is it about rich, White Republicans and racism? Have they not heard of the Internet??

Taking Back the Los Angeles Dodgers. Hey, if you can have a team owned by a community (the Green Bay Packers), why not? Really, what’s a sports franchise but a civic institution?

Brooklyn Delivery Guy Starts Blog Shaming Bad Tippers. If you don’t want to be outed, tip properly. Problem solved.

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