Your Next Date Could Involve Gin and Laundry. Clorox and dryer sheets: the secret to getting laid in New York.
After Bust in Ireland, Ordinary People Make Do With Less. Yeah, sure…the economy in the US sucks donkey balls. Things could be worse, though…we could be in Ireland.
No, Obama Didn’t Order the Removal of an American Flag from Ground Zero. Why does our Socialist, Kenyan-born, Islamofascist President hate America??
Without Medicare Privatization, GOP Budget Won’t Eliminate Deficit. Memo to Paul Ryan: your 15 minutes are coming to and end…but thanks for playing “Let’s Screw the Middle Class”!!
Senate Republicans Introduce Bill To Abolish The EPA. No, reely; itz all about teh jobz!!
GOPers Urge Obama Not To Force Disclosure Of Political Contributions. Of course; Republicans LOVE Citizens United. Unlimited, unaccountable money? What’s not to love for a Right-winger??
Muslims Going to Anti-Prejudice Conference Kicked Off Plane. Who says Americans don’t understand irony?
U.S. Taxes At Lowest Level Since 1958. Honey, I think I just figured out a way to start solving our budget problem.
Want Bigger Boobs? Of Course There’s an App for That. Don’tcha just LOVE technology??
Thanks to Decades of Conservative Spin, Americans Are Hopelessly Confused About Taxes, Spending and the Deficit. And we’re evidently too stupid to figure things out for ourselves.
Post-Debate Focus Group Overwhelmingly Agrees: Obama Is A Socialist. Even worse, he killed Vince Foster and facilitated selling weapons to the Sandinistas.
Cheering a Monster’s Death Is Not the Same as Patriotism. An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind.
You Call That Tough?. Steal thousands…and you’re going to da Big House to do some serious time, Dude! Steal billions…and you’re viewed as a Capitalist Hero.
German Chancellor Gets Criminal Complaint for Praising Bin Laden’s Death. And you thought we have a “PC” problem here in this country….
The Christian Right Extremists Behind the GOP’s War on Women. All yer uterus are belong too Jesus….
Ex-Bush Official Goodling Reprimanded By VA State Bar. Jeebus, how large of an ethical black hole must a good, God-fearing Christian Conservative inhabit in order to be reprimanded by the bar in one of the reddest states in the Union??
