May 9, 2011 5:57 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us

Wisconsin Recall Election Threat Prompts State Republicans To Rush Agenda. Wow. This is what happens when your agenda is more about forcing your worldview on your constituents than it is about your constituents. Is this not the very definition of cynical?

Ultra-orthodox Jewish newspaper photoshops Hillary out of history. It was the photo of Clinton in the Situation Room at the White House during the raid that resulted in the death of Osama bin-Laden. WTF??

Ex-Romney Campaign Chair: I’m Done With Mitt. When your candidate changes positions like he changes shirts, how can you sell what he stands for?

After Osama bin Laden’s Death, an End to ‘Bad Guys’. It’s not about bogeymen; it’s about recognizing and being honest about the threats and challenges we face.

10 Ways the Right Is Spinning Bin Laden’s Death. Methinks perhaps some folks REALLY need to get their medication adjusted.

A new tech solution for the social drinker. Just bought a Diet Pepsi. Must update Facebook status.

KERO Fires Chief Meteorologist After He Objected to Racy Strip Club Story The award for “Pointless Moral Protest” goes to….

Nearly Half Of Detroit Is Functionally Illiterate, Report Finds. How is it that this news is not met with the recognition that this is a national embarrassment…and that fixing the problem should be Job One?

Tina Fey Is Hot. Sure, you can admit it; you’ve dreamed of finding Tina Fey naked (and willing) in your bed. What guy worthy of the title hasn’t?

“Not Bad for a Kenyan Muslim Communist!”. Would it kill y’all to give the President credit when credit is legitimately due??

Do Red State Republicans Want More Divorces, STDs and Abortions? Their Policies Suggest “Yes”. Attention women: All your uterus are belong to us.

Pawlenty: “I’m Sorry” I Once Cared About Climate. Now all he cares about is becoming President…and he’ll do and/or say whatever it takes.

Beck: Obama Ground Zero Visit Was ‘Shameless’. Right…only Conservative White Folks have a right to visit Ground Zero and wrap themselves in the flag.

Eating the Forbidden Ham Sandwich. Or, how to overcome years of fear of sex instilled in you by your parents.

Policing Pregnancy. So, women really are the property of men?

Tour bus runs over NY pedestrian; driver faces DWI. Yep, you can take the bus driver out of Floriduh, but you can’t take Floriduh out of the bus driver.

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