Arizona Liberals Want Their Own State. Can you blame them? Arizona is evidently ruled by airheads, idiots, and bigots.
OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS! You had to know that the Obama Administration wouldn’t be able to keep the shooter’s identity secret for very long, eh?
John Cornyn: ‘There Is No Incentive At All’ For GOP To Increase Debt Limit. Right; ‘cuz what’s good for the country has NOTHING to do with anything. It’s all about what’s best for the GOP.
KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES. This is what happens when you can’t lay off the Mexican food.
Al Qaeda May Not Name A Bin Laden Successor. The board of directors may decide to wait until the next shareholders meeting.
New Report Shows Right-Wing Pundits Mostly Wrong. I suppose this is what happens when you operate in a fact-free environment.
HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL. News you can use, no?
The Queen’s iPad. The girl’s gotta get her porn on something, right??
TN Bill Calls Two Or More Observant Muslims A ‘Sharia Organization’. Who says the terrorists haven’t won?
Vogue Disappears Adoring Profile of Syrian Butcher’s Wife. Suddently, being the “young, glamorous, and very chic” wife of a despot doesn’t have quite the same cachet when your husband is killing and brutalizing his fellow countrymen.
Santorum Says He Does ‘Not Approve’ Of Teaching History Of Gay Americans In California Schools. I’m not certain that a Republican whose surname is a euphemism for the byproduct of anal sex has any credibility on this subject.
Berserk Naked Racist Wig-Out Marks Another Day on the NYC Subways. Just another day in New York, eh?
Tin robot on Karel Čapek’s grave. It seems an appropriate gift, no?
FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th, 2012!. So how will we update our status??
The Sneaky Ways the Christian Right Has Re-Entrenched Itself In Our Politics. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Best college sex ed class ever canceled after sex toy demonstration with naked lady. “Sticks and stones may break your bones, but watching naked people on stage doing pleasurable things will never hurt you.”
