Iraq Withdrawal Date For U.S. Troops May Be Pushed Back Beyond 2011. All yer oilz are belong to us.
What’s the new word? ‘Buffalo For Real’: Part of a fresh campaign designed to highlight the area’s cultural tourism assets. Buffalo? For real??
How Google Spies on Your Gmail Account (And How To Stop It). Don’t be evil…unless you can make some money doing it.
ConocoPhillips CEO Refuses To Apologize For Saying It Is ‘Un-American’ To End Oil Subsidies. For what could be more truly and undeniably American than subsidizing oil conglomerates that are already posting record profits?
Rand Paul: ‘Right to health care’ is slavery. The right to die from lack of access to health care is as American as tax breaks for the wealthy and permanent war.
Mitt Romney would like you to forget …about the health care reform he championed in Massachusetts while he was Governor, because now that he’s running for President it’s OF THE DEVIL.
California City Bans Totally Awesome Naked Coffee Houses. Now patrons will be reduced to having to think about how bad the coffee really is.
Haley Barbour To Flood-Stricken Mississippians: You’re On Your Own. It’s all about small government, after all.
Single payer health care legislation introduced in Congress. Bernie Sanders and Jim McDermott are my new heroes.
Lying About Fishing Exploits Could Land You in Jail. Having evidently solved all other pressing problems facing the Lone Star State, the Texas Legislature is now criminalizing fishing tales.
John Boehner says Bush tax cuts created 8 million jobs over 10 years. Because, as ANY patriotic REAL American knows, Republicans never lie.
Man Tasered to Death After Running Stop Sign. I hate to think what might have happened if he’d had an overdue library book.
Stewart slams Fox News with ‘Tone Def Poetry Jam’. It’s like they just stopped trying to camouflage their racism and hypocrisy.
Why Does the New York Times Love Bin Laden and Hate Our Troops? Because it sells newspapers??
Now Hiring: Walmart Seeks Spanish-Speaking Labor Buster To Maintain A ‘Union-Free Workplace’. Union-busting: as much an American tradition as subsidies for oil companies and disenfranchising minorities voters.
#Wisconsin finds $636 million in couch cushions. Is Scott Walker TEH AWSUMM, or what??
