North Carolina Town Cracking Down on Checkers. When playing checkers is outlawed, only outlaws will play checkers.
Justice Department Gives Go Ahead On John Edwards Prosecution. Interesting, isn’t it? DOJ has no problem prosecuting Edwards for having a wandering wiener…but they refuse to prosecute Bush and Cheney for lying their way into a war in Iraq that so far has sent almost 5000 young Americans home in flag-draped boxes.
Cantor Says Congress Won’t Pay For Missouri Disaster Relief Unless Spending Is Cut Elsewhere. Because the fact that Americans are suffering isn’t what’s important to Cantor. His priority is pursuing the Right-wing agenda regardless of what the human cost might be. Welcome to the Republican New World Order.
Border agents make bologna bust at NM crossing. Because you just can’t be too careful when it comes to rogue pork, eh?
Kyle Pearce, United Airlines Passenger, Single-Handedly Joins Mile High Club, Is Arrested. Wasn’t it Woody Allen who once said that masturbation is having sex with someone you love? Yeah, but you still don’t want to be doing it on an airplane.
Turning the Camera: Why Are Cops Allowed to Film Citizens, But Citizens Not Allowed to Film Police Brutality?. Because in post-9.11 terrified America, the police are the ones with the rights.
Why the Rich Love High Unemployment. Because it depresses wages, thus putting even more money into their already fat wallets.
Kansas Lawmaker Says Women Should Plan Ahead For Rape: ‘I Have A Spare Tire’. Next he’ll be channeling Bobby Knight and advising women that if rape is inevitable you might as well lay back and enjoy it. Stay classy….
State Rep Pulls Gun on Photographer at Dunkin Donuts. Evidently, the legislator was upset at the person who bought the last glazed donut.
Spurned Woman Strips Down, Sells Ex’s Clothes Online. Hell hath no fury….
AIPAC Attendees Say Jews Who Criticize Israel Are Traitors, Demand Loyalty To Netanyahu. Right; because REAL Jews don’t think independently.
GOP Botches Multiple Facts, Calls Elizabeth Warren A Liar. When you live in a fact-free environment, this is about what you can expect.
House GOP Proposes Budget Cuts To Domestic, Foreign Food Aid. When you live in a compassion-free environment, this is about what you can expect. Talk about bringing a paper clip to a gun fight….
Thief Took Shoplifting Orders Via Text Message, Stuffed Shoes In Pants. Say, are those a pair of Cole-Haans in your pants…or are you just glad to see me??
Report: Comcast Violated Conditions of NBC Merger. No…really? Quelle surprise….
Top Credit Union Halts Wage Garnishing In Response To State Government Layoffs. Something about not being able to get blood from a rock….
