Cordova, Alabama: Despite Tornadoes, Mayor Jack Scott Won’t Lift Ban On FEMA Trailers. Ah, let ‘em eat cake. We got standards in this here town.
How Roger Ailes Built the Fox News Fear Factory. Truth is not fungible…’course, it looks like Ailes didn’t get the memo.
Goldman Sachs Once Lost $1.3 Billion of Muammar Qaddafi’s Stash. Hey, Dave’s not here, man….
Voters Around The Country Afflicted With Buyer’s Remorse Over New GOP Governors. This is what happens when you don’t pay attention, don’t give a damn, and vote. Nice going, y’all….
Egyptian general admits ‘virginity checks’ conducted on protesters. Nice. Stay classy, y’all.
FreedomWorks Gives Freshman Republicans Tips For Dealing With Medicare At Town Halls. Because nothing screams “FREEDOM!!” like spouting propaganda produced by a corporate-funded “grass roots” PAC, no?
Matt Drudge Launches Black Teen Crime News Service. Another thoughtful Drudge public service- just in case you didn’t already know who to be terrified of.
Rep. Allen West Slams DADT Repeal, Says Gay Soldiers “Can Change Behavior”. On the subject of changing behavior, I’m wondering if Rep. West can become less ignorant and bigoted?
Syrian President Issues General Amnesty For Nation. If President falls in the forest, and no one is there to care, does he even make a sound?
Cain Keeps Spinning: ‘I Said I Would Not Be Comfortable,’ Appointing Muslims, ‘I Did Not Say’ I Wouldn’t Appoint One. Hmm…you know, there’s the little thing called “the Internet” that works great for things like…oh, I don’t know…fact-checking?
Sex robot unveiled in China. She’s perfect; she never goes to the media claiming that you sent her a cock shot via Twitter.
Will Hockey’s Return To Winnipeg Be A Success? It’s hockey. Canada is the game’s ancestral home. Of course there should be an NHL team in Winnipeg. Let’s just hope they suck less than they did in Atlanta.
Fox News Affiliated Saudi Prince: ‘We Don’t Want The West To Go Find Alternatives’ To Oil. Of course, because then Saudi Arabia would make Afghanistan look like Boca Raton.
New Gossiping Twitter Account Puts Britain In a Tizzy. This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands.
Ted Haggard To Appear In ‘Christian Sex Comedy’. The comic potential is so rich that I don’t even know where to start.
Osama Bin Laden Offered ‘Excellent HR Benefits’. Yeah, I’ve worked for worse bosses.
