Save Yourself from Weiner-Caliber Online Embarrassment with Internet Shame Insurance. Because you just never know when your Wang will make an uninvited appearance on the Twitter machine.
ON HANNITY, MARK FOLEY SAYS IT SHOULD BE LEGAL FOR ADULTS TO TALK DIRTY TO MINORS ONLINE. Because, really…what are children for but the sexual gratification of adults?
Washington State High Court: Employers Can Fire Medical Pot Users. But you can drink yourself into a stupor every night and never will be heard a discouraging word….
9 Signs That We May Be Living Through Another Depression. And the truly sick thing is that Republicans seem to want a Depression as a way to boost their electoral prospects in 2012.
British Mom Gifts Boob Job to 7-Year-Old Daughter. Because it’s never too early to teach your daughter that self-loathing and remaking yourself in order to attract men are the ONLY things that make a woman valuable.
New Tennessee law makes “offensive” online pictures illegal. And just wait until you find out who gets to define “offensive.”
Why Washington Isn’t Doing Squat About Jobs and Wages. Because the ONLY thing Republicans care about is winning in 2012.
Man Fakes Disability to Fool Nurse Into Changing Adult Diaper. Some guys will do anything to get a date with a hot nurse.
Controversial judge may lose his job for distributing condom-stuffed acorns. And all he was doing was trying to make the acorns better….
MA GOP Rep: Undocumented Immigrants Should Be Afraid To Report Rape. ‘Cuz it’s not like they’re real people with real human rights or anything.
The Three Lies of Andrew Breitbart. And those are just the warmup lies….
Herman Cain Would Require Muslim Appointees To Take A Special Loyalty Oath. And then would come the re-education camps for Liberals, Homosexuals, and Packers fans.
Osama Bin Laden, Sex Machine. Yes, when OBL wasn’t plotting to kill mass numbers of infidels, he was quite the Lothario.
Rand Paul Worried Legal Immigrant Students Will Attack Us. Because only when America is only inhabited by Conservative White Christians will America be safe. (And no, you may NOT bring up Timothy McVeigh, Ted Kaczynski, Eric Rudolph, Scott Roeder, Paul Hill, etc., etc., ad nauseum, ad infinitum.)
Alabama Outdoes Arizona with Racist Immigration Law. And it appears the competition is just beginning to heat up. Quien es mas racist??
Texas Follows In Paul Ryan’s Footsteps: House Passes Measure To Block Grant Medicaid, Privatize Medicare. Who needs health care in Texas? They got Jesus!! Prayer fixes everything, right??
