Moms are fit to be Thai’ed: Catfight at Trader Joe’s over frozen noodles. Nothing better than watching parents set a sterling example for their children, eh?
Is a gay judge’s gay-marriage verdict invalid?. Absolutely…as long as every heterosexual judge’s heterosexual marriage ruling is considered invalid.
Perry: Texans Don’t Like Me Because ‘A Prophet Is…Not Loved In Their Hometown’. Uh, no…Texans (and this former Texan) dislike you because you’re an arrogant bastard who cares more about ideology and his political prospects than the people of Texas, who, for reasons that defy rational explanation, keep re-electing you.
In Africa, a 50-cent vaccine saves thousands. Saving the world doesn’t have to cost a fortune.
Too many laws, too many prisoners: Never in the civilised world have so many been locked up for so little. This is still a free country, right? Sometimes it sure is hard to tell.
Teacher, 25 others traded child sex videos: DA. Johnny may not be able to read, but he sure can sext.
The Funniest Joke Ever Told in the History of the Universe. It may or may not be, but you have to admire anyone with the balls to actually make that claim, right?
New Embarrassing Weiner Photo Emerges. Yes, that’s Anthony Weiner with a…wiener. Of course it is.
Gingrich Heralds The Red Scare, Says We Need To Deal With Muslims The Way We Dealt With Communists. What’s next? Loyalty oaths? Scarlet letters?? Imams in stocks in the village square?
Yet another illegal war — now in Yemen. Yay for the military-industrial complex!!
Is This the LeAnn Rimes ‘Sex Tape’?. Oh, Hell…why not? After all, isn’t a sex tape de riguer for success in Hollywood these days?
Mitt Romney: Federal Disaster Relief For Tornado And Flood Victims Is ‘Immoral,’ ‘Makes No Sense At All’. Absolutely; alleviating the suffering of our fellow Americans in a time of need is both immoral and just plain wrong. What Would Ayn Rand Do??
Fox Business host: Sorry for racist slams at Obama Hey, it’s not like we’re a real, legitimate news organization or anything.
Hugh Hefner’s Latest Child Bride Calls Off the Wedding. Hmm…d’ya think the problem may just have been the 60-year difference in age?
GOP Candidates Call For Massive Deregulation, Dismantling Of Health, Worker and Consumer Protections. So, why exactly is it that Americans vote for Republicans? Are the American Sheeple really so stupid that they’ll vote Republican knowing full well that their candidate will immediately go to work against their best interests? As if I even need to answer that….
Fifteen Courtship Blunders. It never ceases to amaze me, the ways we find to totally screw up a beautiful thing.
